motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

unclefather:

fall colors - black

winter colors - black

spring colors - black

summer colors - black

narcotic:

"guys are always hitting on me its SO annoying" 

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serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

ceramicdecay:

euo:

[x]

I WNDHAHSHAHS RND

this is especially funny because if you actually look up the term “race films” you’d know that race films were actually a genre of film made in the early 1900s by black filmmakers with black actors for entirely black audiences. they literally weren’t made for white people lmao. this is of course until black actors were more “integrated” into white film to become more mainstream.

lindsaylohoean:

me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class

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jonasbrothers:

kinda wish someone was touching me inappropriately right now 

swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

kushandwizdom:


Everything Love